Friday, March 9, 2012

The Wal-Mart Curse

Yep...I have it. The dreaded Wal-mart curse. I'm sure a lot of you have it too. Not sure? close attention to the symptoms listed for you...

Symptoms:* The feeling of absolute fear and anxiety washes over you the moment you realize you have   to go to Wal-mart on a Saturday.
* The inability to stay away from the chocolate covered marshmallow eggs on the Easter isle.
*Anger and frustration  builds up in the pharmacy from waiting on your medicine for high -blood pressure so much so that you need to call your Dr. and ask him to increase the dosage before you leave.
*Your eyes will play tricks on you, the list you left the house with will start to grow longer and longer,
and matter how hard you try, you are unable to walk out UNDER  $100.00. I've tried and I just can't do it...but, I came close tonight

I will beat this!