Any way...back to the title post,
Yesterday Captain Jack(Gabe) and the "nice Calypso"(me) were sailing the seas in the Black Pearl (a ship sandbox) , when Captain Jack jumped out of the ship to kill the "mean Davy Jones" ( side note: Gabe's pirate world consists of mean and nice versions of each character)
After ridding the world of the "Mean Davy Jones" , he started walking back to the ship and the following conversation ensued:
Me: "Shouldn't you be swimming back to the ship, Captain Jack?"
Gabe: "No...I'm just going to walk on the water".
Me: "Well...I thought only Jesus could walk on water".
Gabe: "Yeah...Only Jesus and Jack Sparrow!"
Kinda sums up just where Jack Sparrow ranks right now in Gabe's World