On the lighter side....

To Mom, Jake, Andrea, Gabe, Jimmy, Wendy, Emilee,

& most of the smarter ones in the family

What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.

To Sam, Greg, Melody, Audrey, Sarah, Tony & Erin

What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
.........His freshman year.

To Josh & Kelly

How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.........None. That's a sophomore course.

To Cody

Why did Clemson choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week

and finally...

(to atone for making fun of ALABAMA)
An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon an Auburn fan, a Florida fan and a Clemson fan hitchiking. He told the players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake. The Alabama fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the Auburn fan. Florida fan, and the Clemson fan were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic. As the truck began sinking the Bama fan yelled for the guys to get out of the truck, to which they replied,

“We’re tryin’ to get out, but we can’t get the dang tailgate open!”