Someday I'll....

1) Walk out of Wal-mart without spending more that $25.

2) Go 3 days without having to shave my legs.

3) Learn to cook for 2 instead of 5.

4) Put more than $5 worth of gas in my van at a time.

5) Use a hair color to get rid of gray.

6) Let my husband win an argument.

7) Drive to Alabama without having to stop for a cat-nap.

8) Go 1 year without a speeding ticket.

9) Wash the towels before we run completely out.

10) Have extra light bulbs, salt and trash bags on hand.

11) Give in and get glasses.

12) Be able to see the dog poop before I step in it.

13) Be a size 10 or 12 or 14....

14) Go to bed before 1 am.

15 Enjoy life and forget about 1 thru 14.